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1996-03-31
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10 Ways To Work Out If Your Amiga Is F**KED
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by Mark Klocek
10. That bloody caps lock light is flashing.
9. You've had to 'nudge' pins back.
8. If you shake your Amiga and it rattles.
7. If its screwed together with 2 screws instead of the maximum seven.
6. When you try to sell it for 'spares'.
5. When it pops and fizzles.
4. Smoke is pouring out of the ventilation.
3. When power lights, floppy lights, hard disk lights flash in
unison.
2. If keys are 'only a little sticky, just needs a clean,
no really'.
1. When things are stuck together inside the Amiga using pritt
stick, sellotape or blue tack.
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